Deadlier than the Black Mamba

Remember Chuck Norris? That guy from the Delta Force movie? Walker, Texas Ranger?

No?

What if I tell you that you have missed out on knowing about the greatest man that has ever set foot on earth? Here is a website that gives you a lot of info about Chuck, and mind you, if you laugh at them, you would be doing so at your own peril!

chucknorrisfacts.com has become an internet phenomenon, what with the satirical statements being delivered in a serious tone. In fact, Chuck himself is quite pleased and flattered by this site, and has also listed his favorite facts on the site.

My favorite? It has to be ( 2 of them, actually)

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Check it out...Now!!