Monday, March 27, 2006

Whats it about...

... one time bloggers????

Most of these blogs carry just one single post, which invariably go like this :

Hiiiiiiiiii, (wonder whom they're saying this to)
Myself Blahmaster Dipshit. This is my first blog :)
Notice the smiley...and no dude, I had no idea this was your first post, forget a blog..Youre a regular Salman Rushdie. This sentence is generally followed a full blown photograph in front of a computer, with a shitty grin plastered across the face.

My hobbies include collecting newspaper clippings of big busted Malayalam heroines and listening to hindi filmy music. I wish to expose myself to the world and to do friendship with pretty women.
Yup, you're at the right place son. That's what the blogsphere's there for
Hope to catch you soon. Byeeeeeee.
Love,
Blahmaster Dipshit

PS : I want to make the world a better place with my writings of love

AAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHH ...... MAKE WAY... PUKE

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Slightly reminiscent of the format of forwards thing we've got...

Venkitesh said...

Stinging sarcasm... dry humour.
But, poor Mr Blahmaster(s) Dipshit(s), I can only sympathise with him for attempting something which was never meant for him...well, does my name rhyme with his somewhere...guess not.
Venki

Vinayak said...

@ Venki
Oops....Nothing personal mate :)

Vijay Krishna said...

Spot on. The "make friendship with women" phrase is just too ubiquitous these days.

dharmu said...

man...vinnu..this was way tooo funny !!